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neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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nicolasiscaged:

*wears arm floaties to swim in the pussy*

k4tdaley:

mmm
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tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

pizza:

if u can correct my spelling u obviously knew what i was saying so u didn’t really need to correct me u lil bitch

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foodtrucker:

I think teenage girls would be less obsessed with vampires once they realise that they’re just human mosquitos

tobiasfunkey:

ideal date:

  • chicken strips
  • nap
  • make out w/ me
  • watch 3 hours of parks and rec while playing with my hair
  • get out of my face

teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you
  • God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: oh they are gonna love this
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